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If i were a GIRL!!! by Beyond Say!!

3:34 AM by amir meister

Hey,im feeling kinda bored and my Windows media player is currently playing the song 'If I were a boy' by Beyoncé. And so this is my version,more of a parody of the song by her.

I love Beyoncé though!!! She rocks...!

If i were a girl,

Im sure to have t*ts,

Im forced to shave of my armpits,

I wouldn't bother ever to get fit,

I'll always cry like a little kid,

If i were a girl,

I'd want blonde hair just to look cool,

I'd show off everyday in school,

I wont study,i'd rather jump into a pool,

I'd wear skimpy clothes and make my friends drool,

I'd have to wear make ups and look like a fool,

I'd have to follow rules,

I'll always have PMS and charge like a bull,

I'll have to carry lipsticks, eyeliners,and other crappy tools,

And all these stuff will make my handbag full....

If i were a girl,

I'd try to look cute,

Attract every dude,

And try not to be rude,

I'd have problems with my mood,

and i'd stay slim and wont eat food,

I'd wear a pantyhose to look good,

And i'd want my ass as firm as any wood,

I'd also wear a long and sexy boot,

Omg,and i cant take off my shirt cuz then i'll be nude,

If i were a girl,

I'd set my handphone to vibrate,

So that i'll be late,

On the so called important date,

I'll change my name to Kate,

I'd want my boyfriend to pick me from my house gate,

I'd give his Mercedes a 10/10 rate,

To make him jealous,i'll create an imaginary mate,

And make him cry till his face turns red,

I'll grasp all his bread,

to show that im great,

Oh my gosh,look at my fate,

I would never want to be in a girly state.

I tried singing this version in the real 'If I wear a boy' tune and it sounded oddly cool!!

haha...so...

Till we meet again in the next post...

-Amir-

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Cross country 2009...Pfs stupid tradition!!

7:46 AM by amir meister

The Start

We gathered at youth park. Some teachers were dancing on the stage claiming they were doing the aerobic dance.To me it was just like any other lame dance you see people doing on stage intending to crave for ultimate attention from students. The distance of the whole course was generally standardized to be approximately 8KM...i think! However there will be little in common between the two courses other than their length. As such, accurate comparisons cannot be made between the performances of the entire school community.A form 5 experienced runner would definitely be able to complete an eight km race track faster than a form 1 asshole who is probably just starting to learn how to walk.So their track was significantly shorter and they had a lead start way beyond us.So,returning to the subject of myself...I woke up at 6am!

Drove to youth park.Met some of my friends.Then after the stupid dance and a lecture from the school teachers on the precautions that must be taken before the race and during the race!(like anyone will die in a cross country race!)

Then the whistle was blowed.All the slowpokes leaded the race...Only for 3 minutes though.By then,most of them punctured and died on the track.Im gonna be a little too dramatic in this post so please ignore the slightly exaggerative expressions!So i gleefully ran passed the dead idiots when i realized something.I was carrying a huge bag on my shoulder and i had to carry 7.5KM more.....Oh GOD!!

Then i ran for 5 minutes.Then i passed moongate and i stopped.I wanted to CHEAT!So i walked into moongate.Waited there for 5 minutes,and then a senior ran passed me in the opposite direction and he told me there was i check point ahead of me where they'll stick stickers on the runners to identify the non-cheaters.So,i had to continue and discard the idea of cheating.

And there i was running like a mad buffoon carrying the 3 kg Nike bag on my shoulders hoping for a dumb,sorry....kind guy to help me.And to my surprise,this dude that was running beside me was telling me that he had the stamina of a stallion and could run a million Km more without feeling tired.So,i asked him to hold my bag and run.And god knows my he accepted the challenge,and i sprinted all the way to the finishing line.

Then i drove to gurney drive.Ate in Khaleel.Then played pool in gurney.Then went to Strike.Played CS.

So i guess i had fun today.Actually i did many other things today.made fun of lots of assholes also...

i lazy type sumore ler.....so i guess my post ends here...n i got 30 sumthing in the cross country race...WEEEEEEEE!!....; )

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