Stop Wars episode 6 1/2
Long long time ago,in a galaxy....in our very own galaxy to be truthful,
there lived a young and handsome Jedi named Amirkin Flyslayer.
Amirkin Flyslayer or more commonly known as the 'chosen one' was rescued by a very powerful and strong Jedi knight named Qui-Gon-Jinx.
He is believed to be the chosen one and foretold by the Jedi prophecy to bring a balance in the impulsive force of physics.(F=ma,F=mv-mu/t).
After 3 long gruesome years,Amirkin visited Jabba The Hutt.It took three years because Amir flew to Tattoo-ink(Tatooine) using The millennium Falcon(It takes a millennium to get anywhere,lol).
Amirkin:whats your middle name Jabba?
Jabba:'The'
Amirkin:what a weird name dude!
Jabba:shut up mate! im gonna kill you
Amirkin:chill,lets go have dinner in Pizza 'Hutt'(Jabba the hutt's home,lol)..
Jabba:yeah,now ur talking!
However,The Jedi Council, led by Yo-da, sense that Amirkin's future is clouded with fear and refuse to let Obi-One-Canopy to train Amirkin.
Yo-da: i sense a dark force in you,you cant become a JEDI!!!
Amirkin: (inserts his hand in his pocket and gave Yoda something)
Yo-da: You bought me a YO YO..yay!! You can train with us then!
Meanwhile, Amirkin realizes there was someone sitting by the side of the room.And it was Hans solo.
Amirkin:why are you lonely?
Hans Solo:cause im solo! (hahahhaha)
Amirkin then turned his head the other side and he was flattered by the presence of a hot and sexy girl named Princess Pad-me (Padmé).
Amirkin:hey hottie!!
Pad-me:Hey handsome,lets go shopping!
Amirkin:yeah,i know this good place to shop,Its called the Darth Mall(darth Maul).
then,Amirkin and Pad-me got married 3 years later(when Pad-me was 15)....after 2 days,Pad-me died....(high 5..!! she was boring!!)
Amirkin then hired the Correlian space pilot and smuggler Hans solo and his Wookie co-pilot Chewbacca to take on Darth Va'dork'.
Then Amirkin took a lightsaber and poke Darth Va'dork's nose.And finally Amirkin restored peace.The creatures and assholes living in the planet of Nabooo were all very happy.
haha.....
The end!
-Amir Meister-
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