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We hate history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:12 AM by amir meister

So my history teacher comes to class.... And he says........

Ok,now i need your undivided attention,

as im going to start my exaggeration,

Im going to teach about the Greek civilization,

(ME)Sir, I have a question,

Why do i suffer from this undeniable tension?,

from the moment you enter the class i prefer to have other conversations,

When you start to teach i'll have delusions,

more hallucinations and some more visions,

Because you speak like a Martian,

and you have no sense of fashion,

History causes confusion,

causes depression,

did i mention,

that his passion,

makes the whole nation,

suffer from hypertension,

and his bloody obsession,

makes me wanna attend any other function,

or even a gay occasion,

i don't mind being a lesbian,

than listening to his crap lesson,

i have a mission!

i'll plan an abduction,

make him suffer an anal abrasion,

i know its a violation,

but,

hopefully that action,

will be an inspiration,

for the world's young nation,

Not to study the F***ing HISTORY education!

WE HATE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another poem i wrote.....

Bush became famous for ruling America,

Columbus made history thinking some island was India,

Portuguese is said to be a bad example,

why we study,why even try,

if you want to be in history as an example,

then do something stupid and just die,

it is just that simple,

no problems no worries,oh my,

don't worry your time is ample,

so study till you cry,

those bloody history people,

probably don't watch american pie,

their minds are so slow like a distorted turtle,

im not saying this because im a guy,

if you wanna study then your brains will ripple,

you will have to go school and wear tie,

until you become old and your face will wrinkle.

So don't study history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now lets get to serious business,

History is important for us,

There is this old cliche,'Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it'. This is true, those that do not learn history make the same mistakes as others have made in the past.It shows us of the past mistakes that we have made so that we do not do them again. We want to remember what has happened to us and what we have done to people, the hurt and corruption that has become because of our selfish ways.Although war can solve some severe problems, it has extremely harsh consequences not only for the side that loses but for us too and the pain that we inflict on others can come back to haunt us in many years to come.

We look back on history to see that the wrongs we have done we will hopefully never forget and that the children we have will know of them and see the effect of them.

so study history! At least for SPM if not for the good of mankind.

study this stupid book!!!!!!!!!!