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Stop Wars episode 6 1/2..(may the fart be with you)

4:28 AM by amir meister

Stop Wars episode 6 1/2 

 

Long long time ago,in a galaxy....in our very own galaxy to be truthful,
there lived a young and handsome Jedi named Amirkin Flyslayer.
Amirkin Flyslayer or more commonly known as the 'chosen one' was rescued by a very powerful and strong Jedi knight named Qui-Gon-Jinx.
He is believed to be the chosen one and foretold by the Jedi prophecy to bring a balance in the impulsive force of physics.(F=ma,F=mv-mu/t).
 
After 3 long gruesome years,Amirkin visited Jabba The Hutt.It took three years because Amir flew to Tattoo-ink(Tatooine) using The millennium Falcon(It takes a millennium to get anywhere,lol).

Amirkin:whats your middle name Jabba?
Jabba:'The'
Amirkin:what a weird name dude!
Jabba:shut up mate! im gonna kill you
Amirkin:chill,lets go have dinner in Pizza 'Hutt'(Jabba the hutt's home,lol)..
Jabba:yeah,now ur talking!

However,The Jedi Council, led by Yo-da, sense that Amirkin's future is clouded with fear and refuse to let Obi-One-Canopy to train Amirkin.

Yo-da: i sense a dark force in you,you cant become a JEDI!!!
Amirkin: (inserts his hand in his pocket and gave Yoda something)
Yo-da: You bought me a YO YO..yay!! You can train with us then!

Meanwhile, Amirkin realizes there was someone sitting by the side of the room.And it was Hans solo.

Amirkin:why are you lonely?

Hans Solo:cause im solo! (hahahhaha)

Amirkin then turned his head the other side and he was flattered by the presence of  a  hot and sexy girl named Princess Pad-me (Padmé).

Amirkin:hey hottie!!

Pad-me:Hey handsome,lets go shopping!

Amirkin:yeah,i know this good place to shop,Its called the Darth Mall(darth Maul).


then,Amirkin and Pad-me got married 3 years later(when Pad-me was 15)....after 2 days,Pad-me died....(high 5..!! she was boring!!)

Amirkin then hired the Correlian space pilot and smuggler Hans solo and his Wookie co-pilot Chewbacca to take on Darth Va'dork'.


Then Amirkin took a lightsaber and poke Darth Va'dork's nose.And finally Amirkin restored peace.The creatures and assholes living in the planet of Nabooo were all very happy.

haha.....

The end! 


-Amir Meister-


Posted in 4:28 AM | 0 comments

randomness!!!!!!!!!

9:42 AM by amir meister


random!!My mission is to blog something random...hopefully i succeed...


im not gonna 'try' to blog anything in this post because this is a post about randomness.And if i make any effort to think and write a stupid post about something,then it wouldn't be called random anymore...would it??

Oh shit by even asking the question above i have lost the opportunity to be random.Let me give it another try.Today i played pool and i won.Now thats what i call random.I had no intention to actually win but i won. But then again,im a born winner.So does that make me random??i don't think im random.I can't be random.Random is random. What am i blabbering??Oh i forgot.Im blogging about randomness.No wait by asking whether im random or not. Isn't that not being random?and i just asked another question. You see by having an intention to voice out my opinion  or even asking the questions above..shows that im not being random at all. Help!how to be random? I don't think i can think of anything random that truly is random or that hasn't been done. Its impossible to not think before i do something so i guess it ceases to be random because it's a conceived idea. 

Right there there is this little thing called universe providing us with a moment of randomness. for example, while we are waiting for the bus,instead of looking at your watch,you look around,dig your nose,LIVE IN THE MOMENT! I think that even if we commit ourselves, it is possible to incorporate randomness by living in the moment and accepting inconvienences as blessings. 
Now how random can i be?to a certain extend of myself being as random as possible, i cannot be any random anymore.This is because...oh my gosh, im starting to think.....To be on the right track of not being any random im not even going to complete the sentence.

I have heard people proclaiming that random is when someone cannot make up a decision and he chooses something over the other without any motive.


This is a random post about randomness and i apologize for any lame remarks of being random.After all,this is a post about being random! ;)



thats all,im tired and i wanna go sleep....by random viewers of my blog!!! lol... ;)

-Amir Meister-


Posted in 9:42 AM | 0 comments