Amir Meister's blog

To : Me Sincerely, Me

2011-10-24T10:17:00.000-07:00

1 shot,2 shot,3 shot,pop!head blows again...Seriously?Picture the earth spinning in a circle, while spinning its spinning in a bigger circle in an orbit.If you think thats a huge spin in a circle you have no idea how i keep coming across the same shit in my life here and again. There was a time i thought i had a reset button in my life n get to start over n who am i kidding i just have o eventually come back again to where i was.Isnt in annoying that im just trying to move on and forget shit n im back to it again and again. Oh boy, everything is just so perfect 1 second and the next you realize you're better off dead. Or not.I dunno..Fuuucc...anyways,This post is meant for me.If you've read this much then im sorry dont read further as i doubt you'd understand anything. Im just too geeky to have a private journal and too lazy to learn a special language and thts the reason i blog things i wanna say to myself online. So, yea back to me mumbling to myself...

Where was i..

oh yea...Fuck life...

You know what,i have met some douche that says mean stuff bout life n constantly complaining bout this n that i dunt wanna say that i can see why he is doing that but err i certainly hv a purpose for doin so. I hv some things to say to some of the people i've encountered in my life.Some may be for more than a person.

You just lost me!

You have no idea what i am!

You just will regret in the future!

You just wasted my time!

You wasted my tears!

You wasted my breath,

You think you're better than me!

You think you're smart!

You think you're cool!

You think you're human!

You think...You don't think!

You're mean!

You're nice!

You're annoying!

You're funny!

You're cool!

You're naive!

You're arrogant!

You think you're miss universe!

You think you hv a nice body!ppfft..

You're sad,n im sorry..

You're stupid!

You're a dick!

You're a backstabber!

You're lame!

You're what you're not!

You're pretending!

Wish i can hv a peace of mind and calm down...forget the problems n shit...

anyways, adios! arrrghhhh! : j

2011-01-12T01:23:00.000-08:00

I just reached a point in my life where i dunt see the significance of anything anymore. From family relationships to friends to life and to the purpose of living i guess everything is pointless! Well yea, everyone gets on your nerve often and i've reached this point where you just don't give a shit anymore.

Just when you think you have friends, these people come up to you and stab you well screw it whether its from the front or back. These front/backstabbers just stab you.Stab stab stab stab..haha...Just when you think you have friends they come with this bomb and blow your mind off similar to a middle eastern Jihad dude who claims its for his religion. Screw him. anyways friendship as i believe is a mutual agreement of "using" each other. Well, once signed and agredd upon, both friends gets the chance to use each other and expect things from each other and well when one is not content with the guy's response then well the contract is better off gone. Well, thts just friendship, when it comes to family it becomes worse i guess, the expect alot claiming we are blood. Giving the excuse that we share the same blood, they expect response that the wanna get which is so unfair and selfish. Why is everyone annoying and selfish i ask? Cant people just let me live? Well expecting something from someone is no doubt being selfish isnt it true? Yes it is.

Life.What is life? Life is just a big obstacle put in front of your obstacle with purpose to obstruct you of everything, with purpose of destroying every illusion you see. Screw life.

Life i believe is like a dream. A dream. Yes! Dreams are full of wonders and imagination and just when you get that feeling that it is reality it gets to you and you snap out of it. You wake up from your dream and everything which happened in your dream does not mean anything. Which is exactly how life is. We are all bamboozled into believing this is life not kowing that compared to the after-life, it is indeed insigficant aint it? Think again, "life" in planet earth lasts around 75 years, well thts approximation. comparing life here to eternity well hmm really does not mean anything does it. Then what about friendship?Love?Family?trust? knowledge and all?How bout the dream about having a degree and having a huge house and being extravagant? Does it mean anything?NOPE. The ugly truth says it all, just when we think its all that important and it is a necessity it isnt! Well i searched and searched and i've read that that it isnt about the purpose of us in this world, rather its about God's purpose of us living. Well that is true cuz i believe that we arent blessed with the capability to think further than we are allowed to.Limitations people call it. However, it is said in the Quran that our purpose is to worship God.

Well then again that leads me to the question WHY?

Are we that important and needed by God? If he is the almighty and the superior alpha and the omega who is so great, why did he need us humans beings to worship him? He created the angels and without will they praise him and pray to him. He created the devils with will and they choose not to. Well then he turns to us and reated us with both will and conscious. Well, WHY? He knows the aftermath.He knows the end result and whats going to happen so why create us?

He created planet earth before creating Adam so that tells me one thing, he knew Adam was going to sin before creating Adam. And he even created the forbidden tree that Adam ate fruit from. Wait. Do you get my point? He knew Adam was going to sin and so he let it happen.But if he knew everything why did he even create us? Why would he create satan if he created angels? Why would he create devils then?By creating devils and satans, he is creating temptation to go againts him. Indirectly its as if he wants us to choose him.Howver, a choice would mean to have no cosequences. If i choose between nandos and mc donalds, both would fill me up and i'd be full.thats a choice on food. But by creating satan and angels, and asking us to choose him or the other options, and getting punished for not choosing the right one isnt really a choice.Its a matter of force.What if one does not want to choose Him as he doesnt have love or faith.Then he'd be punished? So then why punish him?Isnt love about choice? If evrything is to be judged and he knows it, then why do we have to go through things which are already known by him. What significance is we all afterall.

So i guess there are two questions to be asked.One is what is our purpose of living and the other is God's purpose.

Of college,freedom and ''maturity''.. ; )

2010-01-15T08:25:00.000-08:00

Most important rule-NO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; )

loving my life..things seem to be great at the moment no matter how people seem to screw my life up and how i always seem to be moody or sulky.Deep down,maybe not so deep...im really happy n enjoying my life.Everyday seems to be a new day for me,i discover new things,i learn from the mistakes i did the days before.I strive for a better tomorrow.Anyhow,the great thing is i have a clean record in college.The whole bunch of people there do not have any idea who i am.Im just a typical dude trying to blend in there.Well,guess what?I want it that way.i do not want to snatch any random unwanted attention.Trying not to have so many friends.Trying to just live a simple life in kl.

Well,i miss my computer back in penang.Miss my car!!!damn man...haven driven you for ages...
miss my tennis games..i cant play any tournaments.....miss watching football and chatting on the house phone wif frens.miss disney channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!miss channel mtv and V..i miss gurney plaza..

Gurney!!!!!!!!!!!i know every single tile of you!!!but here i need to constantly refer the directory to get anywhere in sunway pyramid.Not only do i feel lost, i feel like im in a big lion's tummy whenever i go shopping there...; )

Classes here are great..im enjoying them to the max.finally education from people who really know what they are teaching.haha

met alot of new people here...finally getting the chance to re-design my circle of clique.haha...

for those of u people out there who wants to laugh at me..go ahead but i am proud to say that i am kinda studying....i want to redeem for the things i've done instead of studying for spm back in 2009..haha...

talking bout time n years..im finally 18!!!!!!!!!
that means...

LEGAL TO WATCH ALL MOVIES
LEGAL TO SMOKE
LEGAL TO PARTY
LEGAL TO TAKE DRUGS
LEGAL TO KILL
LEGAL TO ROB A BANK
LEGAL TO COMMIT SUICIDE WITHOUT PARENT'S CONSENT
LEGAL TO BE THE FACTOR CAUSING MEIOSIS!*WINKS*

hahahhaa..maybe im just being abit too excited...haha...
this year's bday presents were just awesome!! ; )
haha...

thats all for now...i'll try to blog often...see u dimwits!im 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

; D

This is my life...!!loving it!!SPM go die!!

2009-04-30T23:53:00.000-07:00

tee hee!!I'M BACK!!

normally people take a time out from blogging this time of the year so that they can study for the mid year exams and to 'get ready' for SPM!!Not me!!

So,i was kinda worried last few weeks cuz everytime i open my wallet,cute little butterflies come out...but not any more...cuz im loaded now!!!wow....so cool!!....

and hmm...i enjoyed yesterday...

Reminiscing 30th April 2009

drove to school,reached about 7.30,friends were not very please to see my presence as i was responsible to photostat sejarah notes.And because i came to school they had to pass up their work.

well,so i photostatted the notes and gave it to some of the hardworking students in my class.

since i nvr had a sejarah note book,the teacher punished me.She asked me to do 50 ear squats.

Well,haha...like i would ever mortify my dignity in front of the not so smart students in my class...i refused to do the 50 ear squats and that got my name into the disciplinary book.Like i give a damn.!! ; )

so then i was asked to answer some lame sejarah questions which obviously i couldnt answer and that got me standing in front of the class...haha...

then i walked around and made a racquet in class...not long after that,i got myself sent out from my class...i hit the jackpot..!! ; D

i got to ponteng wif permission...!!!!!!!!!!yeah!!!!!!!!!!

not long after that my friends informed me that the teacher wrote my name AGAIN in the disciplinary book.this time for ditching sejarah lesson..huh??

come on,i was sent out from class and got my name in the book for not being in class..doesnt make any sense does it..?? ; )

after the sejarah lesson, i walked around the school trying to get permission to skip school...hoohoo!!

since my friend is the president of the rugby team,he got me the permission slip to skip school...

reason-to get ready for the 'upcoming' rugby competition..haha...

then i drove my friends to town and we ate there....they did their business...and i watched them...lol...

then,approximately around 2,i picked up my gf and we went to qb...wanted to watch wolverine but then i think the time was not on our site...

so we went to BJ!!haha...and for the 2nd time of my life,i watched a malay movie in theaters...yeah!!!!the movie was shitty and i didnt even get to see the ending..lol...

then i went to msn(majlis sukan negeri i think)...met some tennis friends..they wanted to have a drink wif me but then i had tuition...

went back home,too tired to go tuition..fainted!!lol.. ; )

woke up at around 10.00...went out for late dinner...tomyam!!yeah!!!check it out!!

then played poker on fb...lost!!lol...

woke up and realized my whole family went to kl and i have the whole house to myself...

so..haha....i dunno wats gonna happen tonight but im sure it'll be GOOD!!

will be having exams in another 2 weeks and will be dying in another 100 years or so...

i rather enjoy my life and get ready for my death than getting ready for the not at all important exam...!!!guys dunt follow my lifestyle..im different...girls,just be jealous... ; D

kiss me through the blog,see you later on..haha...luv that song...go soulja boy!! x D

p.s. ignore the gay-ish smilies... X D

If i were a GIRL!!! by Beyond Say!!

2009-04-04T03:34:00.000-07:00

Hey,im feeling kinda bored and my Windows media player is currently playing the song 'If I were a boy' by Beyoncé. And so this is my version,more of a parody of the song by her.

I love Beyoncé though!!! She rocks...!

If i were a girl,

Im sure to have t*ts,

Im forced to shave of my armpits,

I wouldn't bother ever to get fit,

I'll always cry like a little kid,

If i were a girl,

I'd want blonde hair just to look cool,

I'd show off everyday in school,

I wont study for SPM,i'd rather jump into a pool,

I'd wear skimpy clothes and make my friends drool,

I'd have to wear make ups and look like a fool,

I'd have to follow rules,

I'll always have PMS and charge like a bull,

I'll have to carry lipsticks, eyeliners,and other crappy tools,

And all these stuff will make my handbag full....

If i were a girl,

I'd try to look cute,

Attract every dude,

And try not to be rude,

I'd have problems with my mood,

and i'd stay slim and wont eat food,

I'd wear a pantyhose to look good,

And i'd want my ass as firm as any wood,

I'd also wear a long and sexy boot,

Omg,and i cant take off my shirt cuz then i'll be nude,

If i were a girl,

I'd set my handphone to vibrate,

So that i'll be late,

On the so called important date,

I'll change my name to Kate,

I'd want my boyfriend to pick me from my house gate,

I'd give his Mercedes a 10/10 rate,

To make him jealous,i'll create an imaginary mate,

And make him cry till his face turns red,

I'll grasp all his bread,

to show that im great,

Oh my gosh,look at my fate,

I would never want to be in a girly state.

I tried singing this version in the real 'If I wear a boy' tune and it sounded oddly cool!!

haha...so...

Till we meet again in the next post...

-Amir-

Cross country 2009...Pfs stupid tradition!!

2009-04-03T07:46:00.000-07:00

The Start

We gathered at youth park. Some teachers were dancing on the stage claiming they were doing the aerobic dance.To me it was just like any other lame dance you see people doing on stage intending to crave for ultimate attention from students. The distance of the whole course was generally standardized to be approximately 8KM...i think! However there will be little in common between the two courses other than their length. As such, accurate comparisons cannot be made between the performances of the entire school community.A form 5 experienced runner would definitely be able to complete an eight km race track faster than a form 1 asshole who is probably just starting to learn how to walk.So their track was significantly shorter and they had a lead start way beyond us.So,returning to the subject of myself...I woke up at 6am!

Drove to youth park.Met some of my friends.Then after the stupid dance and a lecture from the school teachers on the precautions that must be taken before the race and during the race!(like anyone will die in a cross country race!)

Then the whistle was blowed.All the slowpokes leaded the race...Only for 3 minutes though.By then,most of them punctured and died on the track.Im gonna be a little too dramatic in this post so please ignore the slightly exaggerative expressions!So i gleefully ran passed the dead idiots when i realized something.I was carrying a huge bag on my shoulder and i had to carry 7.5KM more.....Oh GOD!!

Then i ran for 5 minutes.Then i passed moongate and i stopped.I wanted to CHEAT!So i walked into moongate.Waited there for 5 minutes,and then a senior ran passed me in the opposite direction and he told me there was i check point ahead of me where they'll stick stickers on the runners to identify the non-cheaters.So,i had to continue and discard the idea of cheating.

And there i was running like a mad buffoon carrying the 3 kg Nike bag on my shoulders hoping for a dumb,sorry....kind guy to help me.And to my surprise,this dude that was running beside me was telling me that he had the stamina of a stallion and could run a million Km more without feeling tired.So,i asked him to hold my bag and run.And god knows my he accepted the challenge,and i sprinted all the way to the finishing line.

Then i drove to gurney drive.Ate in Khaleel.Then played pool in gurney.Then went to Strike.Played CS.

So i guess i had fun today.Actually i did many other things today.made fun of lots of assholes also...

i lazy type sumore ler.....so i guess my post ends here...n i got 30 sumthing in the cross country race...WEEEEEEEE!!....; )

Dont support earth hour! Written at 8.30 p.m on the 28th of March 2009!

2009-03-28T04:27:00.000-07:00

28th March 2009

So called earth day. ;p

In honour of the Not so smart idea of earth hour, I wasn't stupid enough to turn off the lights in my house.In fact,i actually took the initiative to go and turn on all the lights outside my room.Not only that,i turned on all my electrical devices(Mp3 player,laptop,pc,PSP,dvd player), popped open a couple of mosquito repellent cans,i even turned on my car engine(also the spot lights).Turning off the lights during the earth hour(28th March 2009) is supposed to be a symbolic act to tell the world how global warming may be reduced by lowering your power consumption.To tell you the truth,even a dimwitted ass hole with a pea brain will know this is BULLSHIT.

First and foremost,i would like to 'presume' the supposed benefits of earth hour.

*to maintain the earth's temperature

*to reduce the power consumption for one hour??

*to initiate awareness to save electrical energy

Everyone knows that the increase in temperature is due to the irresponsible doings of assholes who go around destroying the natural habitats and such.By turning off the lights for an hour,you logically wouldn't be able to drastically reduce the earth's Co2 gas. And if you really have love towards our mother nature then i insist that everyone who supported earth hour STOP BREATHING! You would really do smart people like us and earth a favour by reducing the carbon dioxide gas. And if we reduce carbon dioxide gas,plants will die,and when plants die,we die!So,stop this utter nonsense and go and on the lights...

To reduce consumption of energy??Come on....!If you really want to save on energy usage then go to the nearest 7/11 or any stupid market n go get ur room a florescent bulb instead of the normal shiny bulb.

Now the pleasure of the truth will be revealed.

Seriously,If i were a smart ass convict,i'll be waiting for some f face to come up with this kind of so called awareness campaign. Just imagine all the street lights and building lights turned off,the whole city would certainly be gloomy and dark. And without doubt, this will undisputedly initiate the hormones in me and the next thing you know i'll be in your house and robbing every single valuable belongings you have.In addition,i can also rape you alive and run away without being identified.I can also kill anybody i like and break into any shop that i want.I can also break in the dude who originally planned this whole thing and give him a slap.He wouldn't know!!!

This stupid campaign will never work. How can they possibly turn off the traffic lights. Just to save the environment they don't mind inviting unavoidable accidents to happen. Besides,imagine if the hospitals start turning off the lights just to join in the stupidity.A patient suffering from Dialysis(the kidney thingy we learn in Bio),will not be able to regulate his urea level in blood and will die before the doctors turn on the lights.They would rather kill these not so innocent lives just to save the environment. The only thing they can do is probably turn off the main lights and this will most definitely won't make any difference.So why the heck even turn off the lights?

So,i strongly propose that in the year 2010,Don't support earth hour because its a complete waste of calories(also energy) to actually go and turn off the lights!

p.s. i wrote this post during the earth hour campaign! haha!

-Amir-

Stop Wars episode 6 1/2..(may the fart be with you)

2009-03-20T04:28:00.001-07:00

Stop Wars episode 6 1/2

Long long time ago,in a galaxy....in our very own galaxy to be truthful,

there lived a young and handsome Jedi named Amirkin Flyslayer.

Amirkin Flyslayer or more commonly known as the 'chosen one' was rescued by a very powerful and strong Jedi knight named Qui-Gon-Jinx.

He is believed to be the chosen one and foretold by the Jedi prophecy to bring a balance in the impulsive force of physics.(F=ma,F=mv-mu/t).

After 3 long gruesome years,Amirkin visited Jabba The Hutt.It took three years because Amir flew to Tattoo-ink(Tatooine) using The millennium Falcon(It takes a millennium to get anywhere,lol).

Amirkin:whats your middle name Jabba?

Jabba:'The'

Amirkin:what a weird name dude!

Jabba:shut up mate! im gonna kill you

Amirkin:chill,lets go have dinner in Pizza 'Hutt'(Jabba the hutt's home,lol)..

Jabba:yeah,now ur talking!

However,The Jedi Council, led by Yo-da, sense that Amirkin's future is clouded with fear and refuse to let Obi-One-Canopy to train Amirkin.

Yo-da: i sense a dark force in you,you cant become a JEDI!!!

Amirkin: (inserts his hand in his pocket and gave Yoda something)

Yo-da: You bought me a YO YO..yay!! You can train with us then!

Meanwhile, Amirkin realizes there was someone sitting by the side of the room.And it was Hans solo.

Amirkin:why are you lonely?

Hans Solo:cause im solo! (hahahhaha)

Amirkin then turned his head the other side and he was flattered by the presence of a hot and sexy girl named Princess Pad-me (Padmé).

Amirkin:hey hottie!!

Pad-me:Hey handsome,lets go shopping!

Amirkin:yeah,i know this good place to shop,Its called the Darth Mall(darth Maul).

then,Amirkin and Pad-me got married 3 years later(when Pad-me was 15)....after 2 days,Pad-me died....(high 5..!! she was boring!!)

Amirkin then hired the Correlian space pilot and smuggler Hans solo and his Wookie co-pilot Chewbacca to take on Darth Va'dork'.

Then Amirkin took a lightsaber and poke Darth Va'dork's nose.And finally Amirkin restored peace.The creatures and assholes living in the planet of Nabooo were all very happy.

haha.....

The end!

-Amir Meister-

randomness!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-19T09:42:00.000-07:00

random!!My mission is to blog something random...hopefully i succeed...

im not gonna 'try' to blog anything in this post because this is a post about randomness.And if i make any effort to think and write a stupid post about something,then it wouldn't be called random anymore...would it??

Oh shit by even asking the question above i have lost the opportunity to be random.Let me give it another try.Today i played pool and i won.Now thats what i call random.I had no intention to actually win but i won. But then again,im a born winner.So does that make me random??i don't think im random.I can't be random.Random is random. What am i blabbering??Oh i forgot.Im blogging about randomness.No wait by asking whether im random or not. Isn't that not being random?and i just asked another question. You see by having an intention to voice out my opinion or even asking the questions above..shows that im not being random at all. Help!how to be random? I don't think i can think of anything random that truly is random or that hasn't been done. Its impossible to not think before i do something so i guess it ceases to be random because it's a conceived idea.

Right there there is this little thing called universe providing us with a moment of randomness. for example, while we are waiting for the bus,instead of looking at your watch,you look around,dig your nose,LIVE IN THE MOMENT! I think that even if we commit ourselves, it is possible to incorporate randomness by living in the moment and accepting inconvienences as blessings.

Now how random can i be?to a certain extend of myself being as random as possible, i cannot be any random anymore.This is because...oh my gosh, im starting to think.....To be on the right track of not being any random im not even going to complete the sentence.

I have heard people proclaiming that random is when someone cannot make up a decision and he chooses something over the other without any motive.

This is a random post about randomness and i apologize for any lame remarks of being random.After all,this is a post about being random! ;)

thats all,im tired and i wanna go sleep....by random viewers of my blog!!! lol... ;)

-Amir Meister-

Stop watching porn!!

2009-02-15T01:45:00.000-08:00

Go watch porn!

I know you pervert readers are gleefully trying to move your mouse pointer to type a porn website now.

Hold that move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't!Think again before you do so!

Im not gonna be your dad and say porn is wrong,and neither am i going to play the role of your sex buddy and say porn is right.Its based on your own self definition and perception on this controversial matter.

It really depends on the effects of porn.

First, let's take for granted that by watching porn you are increasing the demand for porn and therefore encouraging its production. This is true no matter whether porn is wrong or not.

If porn does increase sexual aggression and the likelihood of rape, sexual harassment and other undesirable behaviors, then watching it will allow more people to view it over a longer period of time. This will increase the number of people inclined towards sexual aggression.This is bad.

It also depends on who is being exploited, manipulated or dehumanised.
If porn dehumanises the women performing in it, or even women who have nothing to do with it porn would be wrong. So,i guess if it is a form of entertainment or probably the only way to relieve your stressed out life,then go ahead.However,if you think that you will be addicted to it.Then i suggest you dont watch porn.Addiction to porn is a real trauma,imagine being in a house without any information superhighway to satisfy your lust,i bet you the next thing you do is finding a whore.This is bad and it'll cause a chain reaction and you will be fantasizing about sex 24/7 and it will cause an alternative route towards your ambition and goals in the future.

You will soon realise that you will

-be a school drop out,

-fail SPM,

-no job,

-become a pimp,

-get caught by a policeman,

-go jail,and rot...

or maybe you fail SPM,

-no job,no money,

-no hot wife,

-bored of the not so sexy wife,

-rape a girl,

-get into jail.

-and rot there..

For me,porn is bad!!If you really cant stop,go dig out your eyeballs or something!

Blogging is stupid and lame!Quit blogging people!

2009-01-27T01:07:00.000-08:00

I feel that blogging is damn stupid. People who have nothing to do with their life blog.I am an exception!

Most bloggers, except myself, are not professionals in writing journals, are prone to errors, tempted to propagate lame rumours which only they think it is funny.Bloggers paint targets on themselves and encourage friends, family, acquaintances, and strangers to make comments which, depending on their mood, may hurt their feelings or cause them to make a flippant remark in jest or anger that changes the relationship with those commenters.They are also prone to make post which may be offensive to a particular reader and create a whole pot of enemies within the blogging world.Bloggers seem to post reading materials about their daily life and their perception on a certain topic.I feel that this is such a waste of electricity and calories.What is the point of regularly updating the blog with random lame topics which they are not even sure whether any idiots would wanna read it. I do admit that i do blog often but i know the purpose of bloggerism(new word) and not just blog about any stupid topics and create a lame remark about someone or something.

A blog is a chance for people to get to know you better . While this sounds like truth, you may not want certain people in your life such as your parents, employers,friends, or those social climbers for whom you put on a facade, to know the whole truth.So,if one were to have a blog. The people he despise would be able to get full access on his daily life and can learn to manipulate the blogger.Take for example,I am working in a company and i am planning to climb the corporate ladder and if i were to be a constant blogger,i would certainly write about my tactics and opinion about this matter.I assume that all bloggers are not aware that people do read their blogs and find out many personal information about themselves and this will be dangerous as even your colleague rivals will be able to see your planning and sabotage your dreams and ambitions.

I know what are you thinking.Make the blog private! A blog is simply a regularly updated website with dated content that enables one to express his inexpressible feelings about a matter.So if i were to make my blog private,then what is the whole purpose or creating a blog.For me our mind is itself like a blog.We can store information and let our opinions run wild whenever we want to and to whoever we want to.The only difference is that the blog in our mind has no limits in whatsoever topics we can think about.And no one is able to object your opinion because they will never get the pass to access our mind.So fellow bloggers,if you were to have any random opinion about something,just store it in your mind and stop writing post about it.

Community develops around a blog. Blogs are often interactive soliciting commentary from readers. As strangers peer into the lives of a blogger, a connection develops. The reader gets to know the presenter perhaps even better than persons known in real life. As readers comment on posts, dialog forms creating a tighter bond between reader and publisher. Friendships develop between people that may never see each other. Business relationships can form. Support networks can form. Blogging can even be therapeutic! Eventually,the bonds created and the relationships formed will not remain to be beneficial as there will always be backstabbers and wrong interpretation of our opinion.

I caution people never to believe anything they read on the Internet.At least until they check several resources. Blogs can be totally fictitious. For me, blogging is truth. To a degree, blogging is exhibitionism with a sprinkle of ego boosting. I love to talk and love to share stories but as time goes on, I find myself exposed to more people and some even envy my lifestyle and perceptions on life. Blogging is dumb and people should stop blogging at once for the greater good!

Till then my fellow blog readers.

-Amir Meister-

National Service (torture camp)

2009-01-04T05:10:00.000-08:00

National Service

Its 2009 and no more honeymoon year for those who were born in the year 1992.

Oh wait! I'm not saying that because of the SPM examination!!!

I'm referring to the fact that more than 70% of us will be chosen for NS!

YES,National Service or more commonly known as Torture Camp

Imagine after struggling for 11 months in form 5,Oh sorry,11 YEARS OF STUDYING,and you are suppose to attend a torture camp that will magically change your perception on your life. Balderdash i would say!

Some baloney facts about NS:

-if you were to be chosen for NS,you will receive a message saying congratulations ,you are selected for the national service camp!

-the advertisement on TV shows them having fun and smiling throughout the camp!!'Talking about media superhighway gimmick'.

What's wrong with they who must not be named!!!!Don't they get the point that we do not want to attend this stupid pointless camp!

Pros and cons of National Service!Sorry,I cant find any pros!

From the start, the National Service program has been fraught with irregularities and indiscretion from

the objective(integration purpose or to train the youths for future military action??whats the point??)

to the selection process(even school dropouts and married ones will still be chosen)

to the readiness and facilities(lack of clean drinkable water and properly cooked food)

to the safety of the trainees(lack of medical facilities and emergency response unit)

There is no point of attending this stupid program as it only provoke the youths to attempt criminal activities in order to escape from this stupid pointless 3 months program.At least that is what i'm planning to do.

Ways to escape from this tragedy and pursue your studies instead of attending National Service!

-cut of your limbs

-commit suicide

-attempt a murder and go jail

-fail SPM and apply for matriculation(not a bad choice)

By making this program compulsory,they are somehow unintentionally provoking the younger imprudent youth generation to commit crime in order to escape from this program. Besides, a perfectly normal student would rather not get straight A's and enter matriculation just to escape National Service.I know i'm being a bit irrational but as bad as it sounds,it really is that bad and we cant help it'.

Our young kids should not be made into sacrificial poultry(chopped chicken) to a policy that seems to have been plucked out from thin air and hastily put together and run without adequate planning and preparation in the name of national unity and security. Parents should have a say whether or not they want to submit their children for such camps where there is no telling whether their precious ones would come home dead or alive. I seem to recall somewhere in the star newspaper reporting a 18 year old girl who actually died in National Service camp due to food poisoning. We are talking about our promising youths so full of optimism and hope for the future. Planning, Professionalism and Proper Implementation need to be in place for something of such scale and importance. Precious lives are needlessly lost due to the negligence of those in charge. Who is to be made accountable? the government?national service trainers??the youths themselves??which bloody individual or organization is to be blamed?The authorities will definitely be in denial and refuse to take the necessary responsibilities on the consequences if any misfortune were to happen. Brainless buffoons i should say.

The program should be put to an immediate halt before more lives are lost! There must be transparency and accountability in the way we do things in this country. People are getting very weary of the careless and care-less attitude of those put in charge of important projects of national interest. If parents are not confident with the way the camps are run and not given the trust that their children will be save, they have every right not to send their kids there. The authorities or even the government have no right to make it mandatory or scare people with fines or jail terms . Unfortunately, our sloppy government administration will never give in as they are locked in an uncivilized cage and will never look forward towards a better future of our nation. And what rights do we have to put a eternal halt or even suspend this ineffectual program?by writing post using blogs??I certainly don't think so!How much tolerant can we be to withstand this pressure any longer.I know i cannot stand this anymore.

So,parents,students,gays and lesbians!!! Let us all place one foot forward and take all the necessary actions to stop this problem.I haven't really figure out the solutions yet but who cares. The problem is bad enough and any other alternative will be an improvement.

Quote- malaysians and Burmese,we beg please,not to go for national service!

-amir asyraf-

One year in Queensbay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(31st dec-1st january 2009)

2009-01-02T04:34:00.000-08:00

Chronology of NEW YEAR EVE DAY !!!!!

only left minutes to go,

people making noise not laying low,

i was at Queensbay walking slow,

drank Starbucks, espresso coffee cocoa,

waiting while watching Bosco,

presenting a stupid show,

finally it was new year,

oh dear,

people pouring beer,

celebrating a new year,

to bring you hope and cheer,

went back at one,

when almost everyone was done,

celebrating and we had so much fun,

31st december 2008!

3.00-bowling and playing pool

6.38-met a fat boy in queensbay

6.41-met up with meiyen,ashley,angeline

6.46-bought ice-cream in baskin robbins

7.00-talking nonsense and crap

7.45-kenneth came

8.47-window shopping (padini,SNJ,quiksilver,)

9.12-bumped into cool tennis friends and after that bloody red crescent idiots,

9.53-drank starbucks coffee at borders,

10.14-kenneth came again bringing a chick

11.02-went outside to the sea side

11.15-other guy friends came

11.28-lost my phone

11.29-finding lost phone

11.46-spraying snow-like thingy

1st january 2009

12.00-cheering and having fun while watching fireworks display

12.26-watching concert by an asshole

12.40-got lost

12.55-home

1.00-a whole new story!!!!!!!

Roundup of the YEAR 2008,

Activities participated

-tennis comp

-choral speaking comp

-rocket launching comp

-Scrabble comp

-Discover Science comp

-stupid drama comp

-a stupider physics science drama comp

-National Debates comp

why am i still thinking bout 2008????come on!!!

its 2009!!!!!go to hell with 2008!!

2009

stuff im looking forward to do....

-tennis

-squash

-running for msspp

-debate

-SPM...... NOT!!!!

-New movies(american pie,harrypotter)haha

-english premier league

-new songs(eminem new album)

-new friends

- build up body

i guess thats all!!!!! happy new year people!!!!!!!!!

We hate history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-23T10:12:00.000-08:00

So my history teacher comes to class.... And he says........

Ok,now i need your undivided attention,

as im going to start my exaggeration,

Im going to teach about the Greek civilization,

(ME)Sir, I have a question,

Why do i suffer from this undeniable tension?,

from the moment you enter the class i prefer to have other conversations,

When you start to teach i'll have delusions,

more hallucinations and some more visions,

Because you speak like a Martian,

and you have no sense of fashion,

History causes confusion,

causes depression,

did i mention,

that his passion,

makes the whole nation,

suffer from hypertension,

and his bloody obsession,

makes me wanna attend any other function,

or even a gay occasion,

i don't mind being a lesbian,

than listening to his crap lesson,

i have a mission!

i'll plan an abduction,

make him suffer an anal abrasion,

i know its a violation,

but,

hopefully that action,

will be an inspiration,

for the world's young nation,

Not to study the F***ing SEJARAH education!

WE HATE SEJARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another poem i wrote.....

Bush became famous for ruling America,

Columbus made history thinking some island was India,

Portuguese is said to be a bad example,

why we study,why even try,

if you want to be in history as an example,

then do something stupid and just die,

it is just that simple,

no problems no worries,oh my,

don't worry your time is ample,

so study till you cry,

those bloody history people,

probably don't watch american pie,

their minds are so slow like a distorted turtle,

im not saying this because im a guy,

if you wanna study then your brains will ripple,

you will have to go school and wear tie,

until you become old and your face will wrinkle.

So don't study sejarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now lets get to serious business,

History is important for us,

There is this old cliche,'Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it'. This is true, those that do not learn history make the same mistakes as others have made in the past.It shows us of the past mistakes that we have made so that we do not do them again. We want to remember what has happened to us and what we have done to people, the hurt and corruption that has become because of our selfish ways.Although war can solve some severe problems, it has extremely harsh consequences not only for the side that loses but for us too and the pain that we inflict on others can come back to haunt us in many years to come.

We look back on history to see that the wrongs we have done we will hopefully never forget and that the children we have will know of them and see the effect of them.

so study history! At least for SPM if not for the good of mankind.

study this stupid book!!!!!!!!!!

Written by 'Amir Meister' on the 23rd of December,4.01 am.

The crazy things i did during the hols!

2008-12-22T08:44:00.000-08:00

It was the last day of school and obviously the 1st thing i did was burn all my form 4 books!

After that,i went Prangin Mall and watched Madagascar!Prangin Mall is so smelly and for the poor.I hate that place.

Some of crazy things i did during the holiday!

So the holidays started and i was like...''oh my god,two months without creating trouble in school and teasing my friends...Its going to be BORING!!!!!!!!

However,it turned out to be kinda cool and far from being boring.....

School is going to start in about 2 weeks,and im so not ready to start studying all the new syllabus..And talking about studying..Next year is SPM(Stupid Pointless Mind-boggling examination) and im so not ready for it.

So im going to write a post which basically brief all the crazy shit i did during the holidays....

I brought Mariel and Sherynne(hot chicks)all around Penang. After the exhausting day,we went to gurney.Actually i went to gurney,they went.......dunno where the heck they went....haha..It was a fun day though!haha...

Sherynne:Im going to die!

Amir:Dude,it was just a 2 minutes walk!

Mariel:Yeah,lets pose for the camera!

Sherynne:what,where,how??

Amir:I love the camera!

Below,Announcing the arrival of Amir.........put your hands up in the ayer!haha...

This is the feeling of being worshipped by two hot chicks.Haha...Pity no red carpet!Amir is in the house check it out.. A to the M to the I to the R..Put your hands up for the Amir!Amir!yeah!

Some of my friends and i ate in nandos.I was craving for chicken meat and nandos was the best i could think of.Why do they always make crazy faces????Benedict is always with a book!

Spent most of my time in Starbucks Coffee reading books at borders. Awesome way to waste your time... There was once i went with my friend Jeong mark and he poured cinnamon in my coffee. Although he treated me,it tasted awful with cinnamon in it.Imagine ice blended mocha with cinnamon. Crazy shit man!Did i mention i love coffee.I take at least two cups a day and yeah i feel good!

What the heck were they doing???Making weird faces...Im was like so cool in this picture...The truth is,we were suppose to make crazy faces for this shot and basically i was damn blur at that time and just posed normally.....the trying to act cool is Joshua,the sexy chick in white is sherynne and the hot chick in red is Mariel,and the hairy dude is chittesh.

Above was at Ashley's party and we all looked exhausted and wet!

I also attended 2 beach parties and Ashley's 'barbecue party'.Although i only had 1 piece of Dominos pizza,it was so much fun.Mei yen was so different from the old bossy self,she didn't wear any spectacles and she was very nice to me,i think. Haha. Ashley never really changed,still the old cool girl i always knew.K-Mei was like running around pouring water all over me.Still the crazy old self.Haha...Ivy was still the nice dude type.Very fit and all.We won the apple competiton because of her,i think.Janice was still small,Sarah was like teasing me all the time.''What is with the pink thingy on your hand,Amir?''She thinks im gay.Haha...Karen and I was like trying to insult each other in an Insulting game.So i had to like make fun of her shorts(what else can i make fun of her?).And i did make some lame jokes trying to insult her and all.I met Sooling.The coolest and funniest girl i have ever talked to so far.Kenneth proposed to Ivy at the party and as usual he got rejected.Its the story of his life.There was this nice girl named Tabitha who offered me cookies(Thanks again).My friend Jeong Mark totally fell for her.Sorry dude,its a blog,i have to write every detail man!Danielle was quiet,didnt really talk to her,but she was nice and cool.Karen was funny and extreme.The other guys were cool but i never really got to know their names.I mean they are guys,so i'll just call them dude,every single one of them!Mei Yen's party was great and it was held at Tanjung Bungah or was it Batu Feringghi.Not very sure!Mei yen's party was so cool and it was 2 weeks after Ashley's party.At Mei Yen's party,Ashley came up yo me said.''Yo dude,you look fatter and taller compared to last 2 weeks,what did you do,swallow 2 chickens??''I wonder what she meant by that,i guess she was trying to say i looked more handsome than before.haha.A week later there was another party there but it was a birthday party.Same place different people.Overnighted at JM's house and we watched football till late night and played some stupid zombie games and served the net.A few of my malay dudes came over to my house to watch football.As usual they will dirty my room and trash my house,but who cares,life is about having fun right?yeah!Went bowling with some friends and as usual i was the best.My score was 107,not bad for a outdoor sportsman.Played pool a million times during the holidays and i didnt lose even once.Lost to Mark twice because i hit the black ball in the hole.Its not counted though!haha.I also took my 'undang' for my driving license sometime during the holidays.I had to sit and listen to the bugger talk for 8 'hours and trust me i slept the whole time. Surprisingly,he is even more boring than my History teacher in school.My History teacher is so boring that even he falls asleep while listening to himself reading the bloody history book.Talking about History,i feel that history is such a pointless subject to learn.My next blog will be about HISTORY.

I'll update more later.I have to go see Hannah Montana show on tv.Its so late now.And i need to get some sleep.So don't worry,there is still much more to come!

Check it out from the Meister..........!

Same sex marriage is the same as straight marriage!

2008-12-21T04:31:00.000-08:00

Hello straight people,gays,lesbians,confused dude,confused girl,gays wannabe,lesbians wannabe, and everybody!

First and foremost,I(amir meister) would want to propose that i am not gay and i personally do not support same sex marriage,but for these couple of minutes writing this blog i'll make an exception.

So,is it the same?same sex marriage and straight marriage?

I say Yes,its the same thing(marriage is the joining of two entities,it is not stated that the sex must be different)
For me it is the same because................

Same emotional reasons for wanting it.
Same legal reasons for wanting it.
So they can't conceive their own children together.
So what?Go adopt or something!no one is stopping you.
Neither can infertile couples, or couples that have a post-
menopausal woman as one of the partners. What about
those couples who choose not to procreate? Do these
couples still placed on the same value as gays or lesbians marriage just because they cant give birth?
Marriage has never been exclusively about children, and
with our modern-day mixed families and couples who end
up re-marrying later in life, it never will be. If it was about
procreation, we would have dealt with all the instances of
childless couples long ago.

Its love and if they love each other it is no different than a man a woman who love each other. I don't see how anyone can actually say its wrong! How is love wrong? Im not gay but i hate prejudice bigots which are taking their rights away.Marriage is the joining of two or more entities.So what if the sexual organ is different?i don't see any problem with it.How would you like being told who can or can't marry?I feel that we should have all the rights to marry whoever we want or whatever we want.Im marrying miley cyrus by the way.

If our government support same sex marriage then it will better for all of us.

If gay marriage and lesbian marriage is allowed then we malaysians will not suffer from overpopulation.Look at India.According to our geography text book in form 3.It is stated that the countries suffering from overpopulation is because of the over-used or over consumption of our minerals.Well it is bullshit.So,the only way to solve this problem is by allowing same sex marriage! I have heard that in China,every family can only have two children the most.The extra one will be killed or something.I'm not very sure but if it is true,why not they just allow same sex marriage?

Oh my gosh,human beings are so getting stupider by the day.....

so people,go gay around or lesbian around...you have my vote!

p.s.(i had nothing to do today,so thats why im writing this post!I am not gay) You rock faggots!

P.F.S....... the bloody acronym stands for whatever you like it to be!

2008-12-19T05:04:00.000-08:00

PFS

Penang Free School!more commonly known as PFS...For us frees students,the acronym PFS can describe a million phrases . I could have sworn hearing the principle,MR.Ram mentioning something about PFS being a cluster school.Even if it is a cluster school,trust me there isn't any difference with the previous non-cluster PFS! By the way,what is a cluster school?

I love my school no matter whatever they say about this school.I mean just imagine being able to ditch class and trust me,you will so NOT get in trouble.In a school this huge,no asshole prefects or the teachers will be able to locate you.And if your luck is somehow running short and you eventually get caught,there are always excuses you can give such as....

-got lost trying to return to class(get what i mean,its huge,anything can happen)

Im not sure whether my teachers have blogs or not so i'm not going to write anything about them.If you still wanna know then gimme a call.The things i can tell you about my teachers will make you puke in your pants. They are so god damn pathetic!

Me ditching school for some group studying(yea right)!

Occasionally, my school will organize some stupid function or have some stupid presentation by the PFS band. Come on dudes,we hear you playing our national anthem every wednesday so why do we need to see you guys performing on stage every now and then.So,this is the time you will require some useful skills to prioritize your life schedule. Instead of attending these functions and all, going MC'd will certainly do you good.

Why censor nudity and vulgar words! Its balderdash!

2008-12-19T04:50:00.000-08:00

yo people! I would certainly admit that i have sworn before at least once in my life and i am pretty much sure that more than 90% of us human beings have sworn at least once in our lifetime. The remaining 10% are those dumb people who cant talk.

In my opinion,we should not censor any vulgar word as i believe in the freedom of speaking. Fellow readers, a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet, even if we called a rose SHIT it would smell just as good, so what difference do the words make. I believe that statements that convey racism and hatred should be censored rather than censoring harmless vulgar words. Besides,a few things I can think of is censoring things that would be an invasion of privacy, like the name of an abused child, or what would offend people like blasphemy and strong sexual references or racist terms

I think the world is just trying to prolong the inevitable by censoring. All they are doing is keeping our eyes from seeing it but we all know that we will eventually figure out what they are hiding so What is the point? I think its pointless no not just because im a guy and i wanna see boobs but because even when they cover it up we still know what they look like so i don't see what the point is, if someone who does not like nudity then just dont watch porn!

Sex is beautiful life giving orgasmic glory but violence is bloody stupid. Then why do we tend to censor sex but not violence?Talking about porn. Our parents,the government,school,tend to censor pornography from us growing students.I feel that they are probably suffering from some fatal disease because you cant stop us from watching nudity materials. Even if they manage to do so,or at least think they succeed,how do they draw the line between nudity and pornography?In Europe,people pay money to watch actor and actresses perform plays that contain nudity. There was this play where daniel radcliffe had to perform a nude play with a nude horse.So how do they know what to censor and what NOT to.To one it may seem like it is porn,but yo another it may seem as a nice beautiful piece of art.So how are they going to solve this problem?censor nudity but not nudity in the form of art. How do even know the difference??Psychic??I don't think so.

As i always say,one man's shit is another man's organic fertilizer.

.Its weird that yahoo,msn and all these search engines sensor the word 'masturbate'. I mean it is a totally fine word for me so i do not get the reason why they censor this word.If you think about it,however much you sensor these words,we will eventually find an alternative word to describe the same meaning. Masturbating can be said as rubbing yourself.I have seen one of the famous American pie series an they refer masturbation as stroking salami,God knows why.

i feel that there is nothing wrong with this word and they should have a competition instead of making a big deal out of this harmless word. Masturbate-a-thon. I'm just kidding. So there is no need for anyone to censor any words because we are indeed very rich in the english vocabulary and we can substitute one word for another. That reminds me,some medias also censor the word bitch.Isn't this word a real term for a female dog. Why censor bitch and not censor female dog?

Adding to this,we are not allowed to take pictures of breast or see boobs.Im sure i'll get myself in deep shit if i am caught watching these stuff. Think about this. Why is it okay for the media to show man-boobs but not female boobs. And why do they censor girls boobs even if they do not have boobs. And why do they allow national geographic to present these stuff. Isn't it weird that we are allowed to look at the tribewomens' boobs but not the blondes'? So future leaders of the world,make changes to this world as you all grow up.We do not want to live dumb like the current generation. That is all pervert readers!i shall end my post with a quote by the world most famous dude,ME!...

Nudity is not bad,after all you weren't born with clothes.