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This is my life...!!loving it!!SPM go die!!

11:53 PM by amir meister

tee hee!!I'M BACK!!

normally people take a time out from blogging this time of the year so that they can study for the mid year exams and to 'get ready' for SPM!!Not me!!

So,i was kinda worried last few weeks cuz everytime i open my wallet,cute little butterflies come out...but not any more...cuz im loaded now!!!wow....so cool!!....

and hmm...i enjoyed yesterday...

Reminiscing 30th April 2009

drove to school,reached about 7.30,friends were not very please to see my presence as i was responsible to photostat sejarah notes.And because i came to school they had to pass up their work.

well,so i photostatted the notes and gave it to some of the hardworking students in my class.

since i nvr had a sejarah note book,the teacher punished me.She asked me to do 50 ear squats.

Well,haha...like i would ever mortify my dignity in front of the not so smart students in my class...i refused to do the 50 ear squats and that got my name into the disciplinary book.Like i give a damn.!! ; )

so then i was asked to answer some lame sejarah questions which obviously i couldnt answer and that got me standing in front of the class...haha...

then i walked around and made a racquet in class...not long after that,i got myself sent out from my class...i hit the jackpot..!! ; D

i got to ponteng wif permission...!!!!!!!!!!yeah!!!!!!!!!!

not long after that my friends informed me that the teacher wrote my name AGAIN in the disciplinary book.this time for ditching sejarah lesson..huh??

come on,i was sent out from class and got my name in the book for not being in class..doesnt make any sense does it..?? ; )

after the sejarah lesson, i walked around the school trying to get permission to skip school...hoohoo!!

since my friend is the president of the rugby team,he got me the permission slip to skip school...

reason-to get ready for the 'upcoming' rugby competition..haha...

then i drove my friends to town and we ate there....they did their business...and i watched them...lol...

then,approximately around 2,i picked up my gf and we went to qb...wanted to watch wolverine but then i think the time was not on our site...

so we went to BJ!!haha...and for the 2nd time of my life,i watched a malay movie in theaters...yeah!!!!the movie was shitty and i didnt even get to see the ending..lol...

then i went to msn(majlis sukan negeri i think)...met some tennis friends..they wanted to have a drink wif me but then i had tuition...

went back home,too tired to go tuition..fainted!!lol.. ; )

woke up at around 10.00...went out for late dinner...tomyam!!yeah!!!check it out!!

then played poker on fb...lost!!lol...

woke up and realized my whole family went to kl and i have the whole house to myself...

so..haha....i dunno wats gonna happen tonight but im sure it'll be GOOD!!

will be having exams in another 2 weeks and will be dying in another 100 years or so...

i rather enjoy my life and get ready for my death than getting ready for the not at all important exam...!!!guys dunt follow my lifestyle..im different...girls,just be jealous... ; D

kiss me through the blog,see you later on..haha...luv that song...go soulja boy!! x D

p.s. ignore the gay-ish smilies... X D

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If i were a GIRL!!! by Beyond Say!!

3:34 AM by amir meister

Hey,im feeling kinda bored and my Windows media player is currently playing the song 'If I were a boy' by Beyoncé. And so this is my version,more of a parody of the song by her.

I love Beyoncé though!!! She rocks...!

If i were a girl,

Im sure to have t*ts,

Im forced to shave of my armpits,

I wouldn't bother ever to get fit,

I'll always cry like a little kid,

If i were a girl,

I'd want blonde hair just to look cool,

I'd show off everyday in school,

I wont study for SPM,i'd rather jump into a pool,

I'd wear skimpy clothes and make my friends drool,

I'd have to wear make ups and look like a fool,

I'd have to follow rules,

I'll always have PMS and charge like a bull,

I'll have to carry lipsticks, eyeliners,and other crappy tools,

And all these stuff will make my handbag full....

If i were a girl,

I'd try to look cute,

Attract every dude,

And try not to be rude,

I'd have problems with my mood,

and i'd stay slim and wont eat food,

I'd wear a pantyhose to look good,

And i'd want my ass as firm as any wood,

I'd also wear a long and sexy boot,

Omg,and i cant take off my shirt cuz then i'll be nude,

If i were a girl,

I'd set my handphone to vibrate,

So that i'll be late,

On the so called important date,

I'll change my name to Kate,

I'd want my boyfriend to pick me from my house gate,

I'd give his Mercedes a 10/10 rate,

To make him jealous,i'll create an imaginary mate,

And make him cry till his face turns red,

I'll grasp all his bread,

to show that im great,

Oh my gosh,look at my fate,

I would never want to be in a girly state.

I tried singing this version in the real 'If I wear a boy' tune and it sounded oddly cool!!

haha...so...

Till we meet again in the next post...

-Amir-

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Cross country 2009...Pfs stupid tradition!!

7:46 AM by amir meister

The Start

We gathered at youth park. Some teachers were dancing on the stage claiming they were doing the aerobic dance.To me it was just like any other lame dance you see people doing on stage intending to crave for ultimate attention from students. The distance of the whole course was generally standardized to be approximately 8KM...i think! However there will be little in common between the two courses other than their length. As such, accurate comparisons cannot be made between the performances of the entire school community.A form 5 experienced runner would definitely be able to complete an eight km race track faster than a form 1 asshole who is probably just starting to learn how to walk.So their track was significantly shorter and they had a lead start way beyond us.So,returning to the subject of myself...I woke up at 6am!

Drove to youth park.Met some of my friends.Then after the stupid dance and a lecture from the school teachers on the precautions that must be taken before the race and during the race!(like anyone will die in a cross country race!)

Then the whistle was blowed.All the slowpokes leaded the race...Only for 3 minutes though.By then,most of them punctured and died on the track.Im gonna be a little too dramatic in this post so please ignore the slightly exaggerative expressions!So i gleefully ran passed the dead idiots when i realized something.I was carrying a huge bag on my shoulder and i had to carry 7.5KM more.....Oh GOD!!

Then i ran for 5 minutes.Then i passed moongate and i stopped.I wanted to CHEAT!So i walked into moongate.Waited there for 5 minutes,and then a senior ran passed me in the opposite direction and he told me there was i check point ahead of me where they'll stick stickers on the runners to identify the non-cheaters.So,i had to continue and discard the idea of cheating.

And there i was running like a mad buffoon carrying the 3 kg Nike bag on my shoulders hoping for a dumb,sorry....kind guy to help me.And to my surprise,this dude that was running beside me was telling me that he had the stamina of a stallion and could run a million Km more without feeling tired.So,i asked him to hold my bag and run.And god knows my he accepted the challenge,and i sprinted all the way to the finishing line.

Then i drove to gurney drive.Ate in Khaleel.Then played pool in gurney.Then went to Strike.Played CS.

So i guess i had fun today.Actually i did many other things today.made fun of lots of assholes also...

i lazy type sumore ler.....so i guess my post ends here...n i got 30 sumthing in the cross country race...WEEEEEEEE!!....; )

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